Smartasses on Shamchat

This is a conversation between Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America) and yourself, Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto.
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): Hey dude, I'm the greatest hero, America!!"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: And you are loud. I'm Wang Yao, otherwise known as China.
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Oh Hai there!!! How have you been China??"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "I've been better."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Oh!! Well I been awesome all day, need some burgers soon I'm getting starving!" Alfred laughs.
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "There's one other thing you need to get." And cue the squint from the Chinese male.
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "What Chinese Take out??I had that yesterday!" Alfred laughs softly at his own comment.
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "No! Where's my money bitch?" Someone's pissed.
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Your money??! What money are you talking about?"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "You owe me from all the things I have to make for you damn it!"
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): Alfred pulls on his collar,"
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America):  Rubbing his head, "Can you have a iou?"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "Hmmm let me think." Not even. "YOU DID THAT THE LAST 500 TIMES!"
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Look China!! Money doesn't grow on trees, dude. Your going to have wait like a good china.!!"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "I'm not an idiot like you are. You have all this money and you can't even pay off your debt."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): Alfred coughs lightly a few times, "Uhh I did pay about 20% of it.. It's not my fault my boss is slowly!! "Alfred frowns crossing arms.
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "And how good is 20% when you have trillions in debt?" Yao asked.
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Stop asking about my personal life!! At least I let my people have as how many damn babies they want!!" Alfred smirks sticking tongue out at him.
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "Oh you didn't just go there!" Now he's pissed.
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): " I went there Alright!! I'm glad you let them have a girl baby instead of giving it away like a some free Dog!!"Alfred said cocky.
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: The Chinese male all of a sudden smirked and said coolly, "At least the children in my country aren't born addicted to drugs."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "That's not just my country!!" Alfred laughs softly in his face, "Well at least I don't look like a squirrel with weirdo eyeballs that make me look high!!"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "At least I don't pretend to be blind by wearing fake glasses."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "They are too real!!! You fing fong ding dong!!" Alfred laughs softly, "I can easy just say random words to fake being Chinese!! Long Fong Wing Wang!!"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: Yao rolled his eyes. "All but Wang isn't even Chinese you 痴人说梦美国."
//think of American Idiot and reverse the order. That's what he said//
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Then why is Wang in your name, Fing ffing be gone!!??"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "Because it's a Chinese last name. And what about the f in yours?"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "Does it stand for fucker?"
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): Alfred shakes head, "It stands for Freedom!! Which my country has FREEDOM!!!"
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Do I need to spell it was out?" He looks up laughing like a boss.
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "How about I staple your mouth shut? Would you like that? Fucking dog of the military."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Speak of dog. Why would you a dog??? What did dogs ever done to you, dude!!"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "Not everyone in my country does, not even me. Don't just assume things like that. It only makes an ass out of u and me."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): Alfred crosses arms ,"Then same goes for you about my country!"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "I'm not assuming if it's true."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "What's True??" He looks tilting head.
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "You're an idiot."
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "Not all the Time!!Wing Wong!!"
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: "Prove it then." Yao crossed his arms.
Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia America): "How do I prove I'm not An idiot? Uhhh not talk to another idiot."
Wang Yao/Yao Wang Domo Arigato Chinese Roboto: Yao raised an eyebrow.